Among Dad's fictional stories, there are a series of notes/jottings he'd make about the political landscape of the 1990s and 2000s. Many I can't put on here because he was often so angry at the direction our country was taking, a denouement we are all seeing now. He saw it then. I had no idea that his predictions would come true so quickly, and with such a dramatically evil turn. Anyway, here is one. I am not sure of the exact time frame, but as Hillary ran for Senate in 2000, it is from about then.
From the "All the News That's Fit to Print" Department: The New York Times will no longer refer to our periwigged political ancestors as "our Founding Fathers". Hence, their identity will be reduced to the status of "founders."
William Safire is usually intransigent when it comes to true progress. He is said to have observed that "none of them were mothers." Sacrilege, indeed.
He might have observed that "these are the times that try men's souls," an aphorism in keeping with the era, but not sufficiently inclusive.
The Army, Navy and Marines have made enormous progress in integrating the distaff side into their programs. The Navy is having a severe problem getting its equipment to conform to female contours. The atomic submarine is not designed to accommodate unusual protrusions in its crew members. Space is at a premium in these conveyances; thus the corridors are too narrow for crew members going in opposite directions to pass without backing to the walls and sidling forward.
Many crew members--male-have noted the problem, but express no particular potential inconvenience.
A noted radio commentator--highly sensitive to significant trends--has suggested that the Navy staff a proportionate number of vessels with a full and exclusive complement of women crew members.
Americans are no longer the prime defenders of the ladies. An LA Times article announces that a Japanese poll has revealed that ". . . in a startling reversal of Asian values, that for centuries put a premium on male heirs," shows that 75% of young Japanese parent now prefer baby girls.
"Boys don't listen and are harder to raise" said Yumi Yamaguchi, to which I can only say, "Banzai!"
And "Shalom" to Hillary. I hear she has discovered she is partly Jewish. Of course Hillary hardly has shown the proper attitude towards her apocryphal lineage. Supporting a Palestinian state, and sitting silent while Mrs. Arafat castigated Israel for grievous offenses, does not play well in Flatbush, Brooklyn or Miami, Florida.
Dick Morris, who has advised Bill so expertly, stated on Fox TV that had Hillary left the room at the diatribe she would be ten points ahead in the Senate Race in New York.
Do not despair. There is still Education, and the Children, and Healthcare. And there is Bill, pictured last week on the front page of the LA Times looking downward reverentially and holding hands with Arafat and Barak.
After all, he is the man who has brought peace to Haiti, Kosovo, Ireland, the Middle East, just another 1.5 billion for Haiti, added to the 2 billion already spent. Albanians killing Serbs instead of Serbs killing Albanian. Russia killing Chechyans and advising the world it's none of their business.
Worry not. Foreign policy is not in the hands, yet, of upstarts who don't know who the leader of Pakistan is. Did I say "Is?" That is for another column.
For now, there's more foreign policy. Bill has stopped in Cyprus to "cheer" the peace talks between the Greeks and the Turks. The Athenians are rioting since they did not enjoy his victory in Kosovo.
It's all for the spreading of "democracy". Bill is in Turkey on this quest. He has come at a most opportune time. Two 7.2. earthquakes within three months can make one amenable to anything.